I had a friend that posted on Facebook asking what 44 – 88 was. I replied with the answer and the next day they asked what 43 × -43 is. I answered again. Last night they asked what the square root of i is and I answered again.
Now they unfriended me because he says I only post negative comments.
Sodium, Carbon, and Hydrogen go to what kind of school?
An Elementary School
Pee and Poop are the #1 and #2 reasons people go to the restroom.
Did you know that farm fish weigh more than wild-caught fish?
That’s the difference between gross and net weight.
A man was beaten by an Acute Triangle.
The Triangle was charged with assault but found not guilty by reason of insanity. The Judge said, “He’s not right.”
Why don’t lazy Jedi travel?
Because in physics we learned that
Work = Force × Distance
I’m going to quit my job and start a deli called “Cold Turkey.”
Customers are hooked, no one quits “Cold Turkey.”
Discussing delivery of hamburger meat at work today?
“Can you ship it UPS? They deliver ground.”
Vandals stole the last two letters from a delivery van.
Now there is a guy driving a Fed truck around town looking for his Ex!
What kind of person says “Lettuce pray”?
A Romaine Catholic.