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Why do introvert cooks like baking?
Because they can deal with that kind of mixer.
What equipment is the leader of the Christian Church in the kitchen?
Why is it so hard to see a kitchen appliance wave good-bye?
Because they micro-wave.
Why do stoners spend so much time in the kitchen?
It’s the one room where there is stone-ware, a refer, pots, and pot holders. Plus it’s the room where you’re supposed to bake.
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