What type of school did Lithium, Beryllium, Boron, Carbon, Nitrogen, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Neon attend?
An Elementary School!
Why don’t accounting professors give extra credit?
That would require them to give extra debit.
I’m going to quit my job and start a tutoring service from my house called “My Class.” I live at the end of a dead end street.
No one can pass My Class.
Some kids were goofing off in history class so the teacher assigned them detention and made them write “I will not goof off in history class.” 500 times on the chalkboard.
So a bunch of delinquent children are rewriting “history”.