Edwin Abbott Abbott was a schoolmaster and theologian of the 19th and early 20th century that authored Flatland.
Tangent’s manager called him to a meeting with the HR Manager.
An Arc complained Tangent was touching.
π bought a house. He made all the appropriate arrangements and had all that was left was for the house to be conveyed to him through the title company.
On the day of the closing, π went to the title company and sined the closing documents.
What do C♭ major and Edwin Abbott Abbott have in common?
The Pun Guy would like to apologize for the lack of puns relating to Euclid.
I was unable to coordinate anything and just decided to distance myself from the subject.
A situation involving a right triangle was brought before the court. The evidence was contentious and eventually boiled down two which of the three witnesses, the hypotenuse and the two cathetus, was most reliable. All three had given their testimony and the case went to the Jury.
The Jury returned a verdict and sided with the hypotenuse; when asked why, the jurors said it was obvious, the hypotenuse is the only side that sees the right angle.
How do you know all triangles have bad credit?
They all require cosine.
A man was beaten by an Acute Triangle.
The Triangle was charged with assault but found not guilty by reason of insanity. The Judge said, “He’s not right.”