If I owned a plane, I would name it “a job,” and I would fly to Hell, Michigan so I could tweet, “Just landed a job in hell!”
I knew a guy named Theodore, he used to drink and drive, but he was arrested, his car was impounded, and he had to go to treatment.
Now he’s Bus Ted.
Airport manager says it’s time to replace the tarmac.
Asks legislature to address air ramp age.