Some kids were goofing off in history class so the teacher assigned them detention and made them write “I will not goof off in history class.” 500 times on the chalkboard.
So a bunch of delinquent children are rewriting “history”.
My company has been giving new hires the wrong version of the NDA to sign, so I sent the correct version in an email titled “Please resign.”
No one came to work today.
I made boats out of plastic bottle caps and play with them in the bathtub.
The only problem is they’re cap-sized.
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